3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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