Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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