I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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