Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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