i don't like sucking hair
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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