I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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