the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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