She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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