guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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