Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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