Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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