hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
