found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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