can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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