is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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