I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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