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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?

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Doesn't matter had sex

Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 26, 12 at 4:27pm

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- first comment I have laughed at in awhile. thank you!
  
  Submitted by sumsumsay on Jan 26, 12 at 10:28pm
  
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Because letting her stay allows you to go multiple rounds and makes her more likely to come back

Submitted by Phys on Jan 26, 12 at 4:57pm

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- ^ This ^ (and nunu's reply from above, of course!)
  
  Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 26, 12 at 5:40pm
  
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  - And if you're good she'll make you a sammich between rounds!
    
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 26, 12 at 6:01pm
    
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    liquids only don't wanna exert yourself and cramp up XD
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 6:14pm
    
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    even if you get a cramp don't puss out.. play through the pain
    
    Submitted by Wolf32889 on Jan 26, 12 at 7:22pm
    
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Like your gonna make yourself breakfast?!

Submitted by Czechedout on Jan 27, 12 at 12:41am

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8 minutes is a while for the first load, the average man takes 2 minutes, that's why you were born with a tongue and fingers.

Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 26, 12 at 4:07pm

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- 8 minutes? dude pace yourself, invest in foreplay you'll get her sensitive enough that the slightest nudge will make her moan..also don't just pound away use your hands and mouth on her while working it hell even a lil footsie action can do wonders just always stimulate something to keep her revved
  
  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:06pm
  
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  - I read your reply twice; I honestly think I love you. =)
    
    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 26, 12 at 5:32pm
    
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    lmao
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:54pm
    
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    Uh oh nunu, you have another admirer...lol
    
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 26, 12 at 6:09pm
    
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    couldn't if I wanted I'm overseas at the moment hence the lack of action for last week...uuugh
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 6:12pm
    
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    Plus I love him. LOL!
    
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 26, 12 at 9:21pm
    
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    vom city :P
    
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 27, 12 at 9:16am
    
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    I thought ya loved ME? >sniffle<
    
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:00am
    
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    I love you too, Snidely! LOL
    
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:58am
    
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    Awww, honey, I do!
    
    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 31, 12 at 1:09pm
    
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  - Oh my God. If you're a guy, you're a god among men.
    
    Submitted by SchoolGrlGoneBad on Jan 27, 12 at 6:00pm
    
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    id put him to shame! make you turn good again!
    
    Submitted by bigbadwolf123 on Jan 29, 12 at 6:26pm
    
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Cuz morning rounds are that much better with mornig wood! " like a rock!!!!!!"

Submitted by Donnporkpie on Jan 27, 12 at 12:00am

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honesty is good. but try not to make it too obvious

Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 26, 12 at 9:28pm

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First one done wins!

Submitted by kevxster on Jan 28, 12 at 6:49am

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I guess I'm the guy that wants to set records and leave a woman wondering where the hell I've been her whole life.

Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jan 27, 12 at 9:43am

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All the fat bitches love this nunu guy. Hog Huntin @ it's finest.

Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 27, 12 at 3:36am

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Fuck and chuck

Submitted by weatherford on Jan 26, 12 at 7:29pm

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Brilliant

Submitted by PHD1026 on Jan 27, 12 at 7:25am

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Eats fucks and leaves.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 27, 12 at 5:59am

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bbtrdenu, thx for the laugh :)

Submitted by blondecanuck on Jan 26, 12 at 11:08pm

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Nunu....I think you're secretly my husband!!!! I love your replies sir.

Submitted by mobprincess on Jan 26, 12 at 8:06pm

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- lol thanks I try
  
  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 9:51pm
  
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Nunu has multiple admirers ;) I count myself as one as well XD. I find tons of guys talk like they wanna go and go and go, but either around the 1 or 2 hr mark they tire out and think that's long :S so I tried a 21 yr old and you know, he had better stamina! But not quite enough finesse with his mouth.

Submitted by blondecanuck on Jan 26, 12 at 11:06pm

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seriously ? I have never had that problem ... ever ..

Submitted by reeln on Jan 26, 12 at 4:20pm

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- Yeah, see, you have to have had sex to have that problem.
  
  Submitted by Eventually on Jan 26, 12 at 6:14pm
  
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  - Zing! Well played, sir. =)
    
    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 27, 12 at 3:19am
    
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I'm weak

Submitted by luvbeinglilolme on Jan 27, 12 at 11:02am

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Doesn't matter when my boyfriend are fucking, he always lasts more than 20 mins.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 10:03pm

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- …and then his batteries run out.
  
  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:02am
  
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  - Hahahahaha
    
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:59am
    
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Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 26, 12 at 4:27pm

Submitted by sumsumsay on Jan 26, 12 at 10:28pm

Submitted by Phys on Jan 26, 12 at 4:57pm

Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 26, 12 at 5:40pm

Submitted by porksword on Jan 26, 12 at 6:01pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 6:14pm

Submitted by Wolf32889 on Jan 26, 12 at 7:22pm

Submitted by Czechedout on Jan 27, 12 at 12:41am

Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 26, 12 at 4:07pm

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Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 26, 12 at 5:32pm

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Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:00am

Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:58am

Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 31, 12 at 1:09pm

Submitted by SchoolGrlGoneBad on Jan 27, 12 at 6:00pm

Submitted by bigbadwolf123 on Jan 29, 12 at 6:26pm

Submitted by Donnporkpie on Jan 27, 12 at 12:00am

Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 26, 12 at 9:28pm

Submitted by kevxster on Jan 28, 12 at 6:49am

Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jan 27, 12 at 9:43am

Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 27, 12 at 3:36am

Submitted by weatherford on Jan 26, 12 at 7:29pm

Submitted by PHD1026 on Jan 27, 12 at 7:25am

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Submitted by blondecanuck on Jan 26, 12 at 11:08pm

Submitted by mobprincess on Jan 26, 12 at 8:06pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 9:51pm

Submitted by blondecanuck on Jan 26, 12 at 11:06pm

Submitted by reeln on Jan 26, 12 at 4:20pm

Submitted by Eventually on Jan 26, 12 at 6:14pm

Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 27, 12 at 3:19am

Submitted by luvbeinglilolme on Jan 27, 12 at 11:02am

Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 10:03pm

Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:02am

Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:59am

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