what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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