Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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