I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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