im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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