at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I need water and some morals
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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