but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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