So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
