Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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