he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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