Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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