So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I think I sprained my soul last night
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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