.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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