bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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