I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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