The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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