she woke up with a sticky ear
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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