Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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