I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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