Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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