sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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