with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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