Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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