well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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