Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
wow bdsm is so cute
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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