I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
