I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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