...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
A+ Viking dick
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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