I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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