i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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