Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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