So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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