home. puking in laundry basket.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
