brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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