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i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I supernannyed him into submission
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