Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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